my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money
THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD IS SEEING PEOPLE SMILING BECAUSE OF YOU
The Rowdyruff Boys had two dads and nobody had a problem with it
One of them was even a cross-dressing devil lobster. Did anybody complain? Nope.
“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”
do you ever get sad over something that happened a long time ago because i do
When someone makes you the happiest person and the saddest person at the same time, that’s when it’s real. That’s when it’s worth something.